By Hannah Krieger
You can’t argue with the Toots.
I was trying to show this to somebody and I couldn’t find it, but now it’s back.
no matter how many times i read this comic it never gets less funny
If I don’t reblog this assume im dead
Him: it has to be perfect
Me: what does?
Him: they'll kill me if I screw up this dress
Me: no they won't it's just a dress
Him: yes they will I'm going to waste their money then Mickey Mouse is going to have me dropped on a deserted island far away where I'll die alone
Me: it can't be that big a deal, are you making a parade character's dress or something?
Him: they gave me so much money, I'm going to fuck it up. She'll look hideous
Me: it'll be okay if you make a mistake, who's dress are you making?
Him: *whispers* Elsa
Me: isn't Elsa already in the park with a complete costume?
Me: then how are you doing her dress if it's done already?
Him: her park dress is done. But she has her official, internationally televised and watched by millions coronation into the Disney royal family as a queen coming up and all the other members of the royal family will be there even the queens and all the princes and they've already booked the castle and they gave me one million dollars to design the perfect dress for Elsa as my first assignment.
Him: *starts crying quietly*
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road